fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

dreg-heap:

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn’t. Are you some manner of spirit

pinene:

Very reductive when people on here act like the lgbt is simply a tactical alliance when we are a community drawn to each other for our prioritization of self actualization and self love over societal expectations.. there’s tactics to it but even if we weren’t oppressed similarly we’d still be family. I see myself in lesbians. I see myself in trans dudes and girls, bisexuals and gender-fluid people… we’re not just discrete identities huddling for warmth. Come on

pumpkinasylum:

katya zamolodchikova 

sunshine-fruit-of-the-vine:

storm-of-feathers:

I’m very fond of this video

[VD: The video begins with a woman walking up a suburban street. She has tan skin, freckles, long straight strawberry blonde hair, lots of eye makeup, a low-cut sleeveless black top, a short black skirt and black thigh-high high-heeled boots.

The person filming says to themself “why does she think that’s okay to wear?” and then says to the woman in a mocking tone “going to the strip club?”

The woman approaches the camera and says to the person filming “you have a nice house. Do you have a husband?”

The person filming replies “yes.”

The woman says “what’s his name?”

The person filming replies “Harold.”

The woman says “okay” and starts to walk away from the camera towards a large house. The person filming says “where are you going?”

The woman, in a sing-song voice, shouts towards the house “oh, Harold! Do you want a wife that’s not a raging cunt?” The last two words are growled out. End VD.]

nyancrimew:

on the webbed site , straight up posting through it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. The Horrours

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

grox:

gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor:

grox:

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way